A Hyper-Local Guide to Noe Valley
The tape below the sign reads: NOE VALLEY PSYCHIC COMMING [sic] SOON. What's next...pawn and porn shops?
How do I redeem the “$5 coupon” that’s taped to the inside of the window?
Well, duh, she's a psychic. She'll know whether you've seen the ad and will give you the $5 discount accordingly.Why you need to call her for an appointment is beyond me. Shouldn't she know?
Are landlords really getting more money in rent from psychics, etc., than they were from the other businesses that got pushed out because of rising rents? Wild.
Could this post be any snottier??
"Could this post be any snottier??"Your first question for the psychic! Well done.
I wonder if she will know the fate of the building that used to house Real Foods Co? Perhaps she can be a regular in the Noe Valley Voice?
More power to Nina if she can make enough money to pay the $2,500/month rent and have enough left over for housing and food.
Let the market decide if this is a good business for the neighborhood. Apparently overpriced sunglasses didn't pass, so who knows, maybe psychic readings have a future...
I highly doubt that there will be any Porn or Pawn shops coming soon to 24th street. However, if you think about it the Porn might not bad idea. There are already a few pet supply shops for those with animals. I think the adults need a specialized shop as well (just looks of the side walks during the weekend when mothers and fathers ae pushing double and triple wide stroller). I wonder which location would be best. The old movie rental store, former storefront for Phoenix Books, GNC Riza Camera, AAA, Riki, Glare. I might have to form a business plan!
Maybe Good Vibrations wants to open up on 24th Street...though with all the double- and triple-wide strollers, do we need more porn or more birth control in Noe Valley??
Well folks, isn't it all about supply and demand. I wonder if the soothsayer is coming because of the neighborhood's demographics.
How can I get the discount?If the ads is inside the door?
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