February 23, 2012

It Must Be The Weather

Blue skies and seventies. Great day for a walk in the nude:
At the intersection of 24th Street, a heavyset woman stood wrapped in a blanket, surrounded by medical personnel. A J-Church train was stopped, with passengers crowding and trying to see what was happening.

Suddenly, the woman whipped the blanket off and threw it at the medics, revealing that the only item of clothing she had on was a pair of closed-toe shoes, Knight said. And then she turned around and noticed Knight, still stopped and now shocked behind the wheel, about 50 feet away.

“She walks directly to me,” he said. “She walks up the hood of my car. And she begins stomping on my windshield, completely naked.”
Update (2/24): SFist received a NSFW photo of the lady in action from a Noe neighbor.

[SFGate: Heavy crime in the naked city]

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow. wow.

murphstahoe said...

Naked woman stomping on your windshield, that's Noe Valley for ya.

-Murphstahoe

Anonymous said...

I swear it wasn't me.

Anonymous said...

I hope he filled out the traffic survey!

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you let a food truck into the neighborhood.

- Typical Cranky Noe Valley Neighbor

Anonymous said...

FYI...the J-Church train was stopped because the woman was originally on the train wearing no pants.

Anonymous said...

@12:29 -- Exactly! it is all Muni's fault!

Anonymous said...

这是发生什么事时,你让邻里食品的卡车。I agree

Anonymous said...

I hope the owners of Tuggey's are reading these comments and will make the changes suggested because I want them to stay. Common theme,stock more of a variety of merchandise, and extend hours for us do it-at-homers on weekends. Cole on Mission has everything in an equivilent space,they give you a free reusable bag and a discount if you fill it. Tuggey's needs to look at Cole's as example of thriving local hardware store that is even closer to Lowe's, and yes, be open 9-7 sat and open until at least until 5 or 6 on Sunday. If they don't want to make those changes then try and sell out to a Cole's hardware to replace themselves with something that we need.