This Week In Noe Valley: Real Foods Fakeout, Noe Valley Is Full Of Cheater Parents, And The Peaks Gets A New Owner

News from, about and for Noe Valley from around the interwebs:

• Summer in SF: Fireworks in the fog [ABC7]
• The Peaks bar closes and reopens - the bartender now owns the bar [@shaketini]
• Construction at Real Foods lit up our Twitterhood this week. It's just a new roof, folks. But here's a little more in our comment section [@pud and Heather World]
• Listing for new retail on 24th St and a rendering of the building (click through to the PDF for more details) [LockeHouse]
• More details on the curb bulb-outs and crosswalk stripes coming to 24th St including pictures [Streetsblog SF]
• A house on 26th St. goes for $3.2 million - $803,000 over asking [Curbed]
• A carport that doubles as an over-the-top indoor playground on 25th St. [San Francisco Magazine]
• Forget Manhattanhenge – in Noe Valley we have the Solstice Crack! (Sanchez at 30th) [Eric Fischer]
• Noe Valley philanderers have the most children ("Duh, it’s Noe Valley, land of the Bob stroller") [SFGate]
• Mysterious cement masks popping up around the City have made it to Noe Valley [@F6x]

[Photo: Rare shot inside Real Foods space via @nelson]