This Week In Noe Valley: Twitter IPO Real Estate Angst, Crime Rolls Downhill, and Where Locals Eat

News from, about and for Noe Valley from around the interwebs:

• With the Twitter IPO "expect home prices to go up, especially in and around Noe Valley" [ABC Local]
• "OH: 'Once we go public, we'll be in the 1%' #noevalley" [@karlsf]
• On the Bay Bridge opening: "In the year 2113, when our descendants celebrate the bridge's centennial, $6.4 billion might be enough to buy a nice house in Noe Valley." [SF Gate]
• But for now you can rent this mattress for $2,100 [@mikeindustries]
• Crime doesn't climb in SF (which is why buying on a hill isn't just about the view) [Socketsite]
• How SF maps to Seattle: Noe Valley = Ravenna? [Geekwire]
• Modern Market at 1401 Church Street posts a permit for transfer of ownership [CA ABC]
• Apartment fire on Clipper St [@nelson]
• Bernie's makes this top 10 best coffee shops list, but the quoted reviewer clearly doesn't know Bernie [Stuff]
• Where the locals eat in SF – La Ciccia makes the list [USA Today]

[Photo: "Between the Mission and Noe Valley, my shadow is the length of an entire block," Wndrlost]