This Week in Noe Valley: Real Estate Records Smashed, A Chef's Favorite Local Eats, More Parking Snark

News from, about and for Noe Valley from around the interwebs:

• Real estate agent carves out a mythical Quad neighborhood for bros [Uptown Alamanac]
• Local safecracker finally able to ply his craft [SFGate]
• Contigo chef Brett Emerson clearly doesn't eat out enough in Noe Valley [SF Mag]
• New record for most expensive home sale in Noe Valley (7 million!) goes to the NIMBY house [SocketSite; also: NIMBY explanation]
• But then check out the jaw-dropping 21% annual appreciation of 465 Hoffman [SocketSite]
• SF is a leader for its innovative management and ambitious park plans (featuring Phil Ginsburg and the NV Town Square) [HuffPo]
• Little Chihuahua adds brunch -- including mimosas [Tablehopper]
• Another local vigilante is tired of your car parked on his/her street [@celesteasaurus]

[Photo: lizhemingway]