HEY YOU WHO TOOK MY PURSE OUT OF MY CAR IN MY GARAGEYes you.Look, it had cash in it and those visa gift cards that were supposed to go to my daughter’s teachers so you got some nice stuff out of it. It had a pen I liked, and who knows, maybe you even get to keep the stuff you charged on my Amex before I canceled it.But you know what? That dumb handkerchief that I know you don’t care about, it was from my wedding, and that’s what I miss the most.If you have any heart at all in you, can you please put the handkerchief in my mailbox at 61 Vicksburg (the house you took it from)? I don’t care about the rest of it, keep it, sell it, whatever. I just want the handkerchief back.Please?
September 22, 2011
Reader Letter: Hey Noe Valley Thief – Read This!
Fully recognizing that the thief likely won't see this, Charley pleads: